you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
