It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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