Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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