So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Everclear isn't food dammit
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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