Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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