party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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