Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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