"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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