"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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