How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No I am not eating basil off your cock
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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