These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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