I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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