i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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