..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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