its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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