I wanna bring you to show and tell
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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