You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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