She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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