didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
