so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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