i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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