Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
