I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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