I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she told me i tasted like america
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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