Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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