yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I need to stop coming to work sober
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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