they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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