Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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