butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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