but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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