Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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