Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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