Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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