Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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