I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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