i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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