so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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