People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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