Non-Jews are for practice
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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