Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
