I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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