Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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