Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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