All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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