Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So vagazzling was a success
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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