i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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