is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Me too!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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