Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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