Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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