And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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