East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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