Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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