My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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