i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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