Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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