Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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