You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
How external is "for external use only"?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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