only if we run a train.
done.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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