carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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