i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm gonna fight the coyote
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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